Girl boy pick up story hilarity:

Girl 1: she met this guy at elconvento rico, and they exchanged numbers. They went on a few dates, dinner, a walk etc. After a few times out she went back to his place. In a moment of passion, he said to her “It is large, it will please you.” She held back her laughter and shortly after had to stop and leave.

Girl 2: she met this lifeguard at her hotel pool while on vacation in Israel, she brought him back to her hotel room. When his shirt came off she noticed that he had his own name tattooed to his arm. She asked him to leave. She didn’t think she was missing much since he was a bad kisser.

Girl 3: She joined a poly group, the guy in charge of the group every month would give guidelines such as confidentiality, respect and discouraged against cruising at this space. After a few months of attending she got an email from the head of the group that read: “do you want to have sex sometime, you look like you would be fun to play with. She replied as politely as possible but the end result was NO!!!

All three of these are true, as you might have guessed girl three is me. The other two are friends of mine (or maybe you !!).