things can't get much weirder
this can't get much worse
don't know why you wouldn't kiss me
but it's a good thing i asked you first
~ani difranco
this is all I have to say for last night
as for tonight thought, I don't know if there is a god, but something somewhere sent these guys into the bar with us for entertainment value and to raise our self esteem. There is no way to desribe the evening to you at this time, except for Regan and my conversation about Bjork was interupted by a guy who wanted to get in to our pant and used a discussion about capitalism to get there. This discussion was continued by many of the guys at the table next to us. And finally a guy who was not hitting on us just had a nasty coke habit started talking to us about his anti-war stance. Both with him and with the other guys we had the best reponces and best statements that left them dumbfounded. I'm sure they are still talking about us now. The best part is they assumed that Regan and I were lesbian and we were together. When they asked us, our answer was "we don't identity as lesbians", which by the way is the same way we stomped on his rant earlier in the evenign when he assumed that we were socialists and I said "I don't identify as a socialist", it gets them every time. Anyways back to the lesbian question, what a way to fuck up a bunch of straight guys. I say that with disgression. They told us they identified as straight and that is why I say those words, but really with the level of homoerotism in that group, they could have made a porn!! I will have to fill the rest in at a later time. All I have to say now is that I love life and I love Regan. At some point there will be a Regan love poem section. There are already a few poems that must be added, including the cheesy one ;) Oh one more thing, so regan and I had been holding hand all night and been farley cuddly as we always are, yet the final words from one of our admirers was "do you girls support gay rights" We ran out of there say "fuck no we hate those gays, fuck those fags" giggling as we confused them once again.
this can't get much worse
don't know why you wouldn't kiss me
but it's a good thing i asked you first
~ani difranco
this is all I have to say for last night
as for tonight thought, I don't know if there is a god, but something somewhere sent these guys into the bar with us for entertainment value and to raise our self esteem. There is no way to desribe the evening to you at this time, except for Regan and my conversation about Bjork was interupted by a guy who wanted to get in to our pant and used a discussion about capitalism to get there. This discussion was continued by many of the guys at the table next to us. And finally a guy who was not hitting on us just had a nasty coke habit started talking to us about his anti-war stance. Both with him and with the other guys we had the best reponces and best statements that left them dumbfounded. I'm sure they are still talking about us now. The best part is they assumed that Regan and I were lesbian and we were together. When they asked us, our answer was "we don't identity as lesbians", which by the way is the same way we stomped on his rant earlier in the evenign when he assumed that we were socialists and I said "I don't identify as a socialist", it gets them every time. Anyways back to the lesbian question, what a way to fuck up a bunch of straight guys. I say that with disgression. They told us they identified as straight and that is why I say those words, but really with the level of homoerotism in that group, they could have made a porn!! I will have to fill the rest in at a later time. All I have to say now is that I love life and I love Regan. At some point there will be a Regan love poem section. There are already a few poems that must be added, including the cheesy one ;) Oh one more thing, so regan and I had been holding hand all night and been farley cuddly as we always are, yet the final words from one of our admirers was "do you girls support gay rights" We ran out of there say "fuck no we hate those gays, fuck those fags" giggling as we confused them once again.
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